Thinking about moving to Idaho? Congratulations — you’re about to experience life in a state where your neighbor might be a potato farmer, an elk hunter, or both.
Whether you’re relocating to Boise, Twin Falls, or a charming small town where the cows outnumber the people, here’s your (hilarious but slightly-too-accurate) guide to living in Idaho — with plenty of insider tips and jokes sprinkled in.
1. Weather Whiplash Is Real
If you think you know seasons, think again. In Idaho, spring might last 36 minutes, while fall is sometimes just “second winter.”
Pro Tip: Always have a snow shovel, sunscreen, and an emergency supply of coffee — all in the same backpack.
2. “Traffic” Here Means Three Trucks and a Tractor
Moving to Idaho from California or any major metro? Prepare to downgrade your road rage.
The worst traffic jam here is usually just someone waving politely before turning left across two lanes. (And yes, they’ll still apologize for the “delay.”)
3. You Will Be Asked Where You’re From (and Judged Gently)
Idahoans are welcoming — but curious. Expect to hear:
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“Where are you from?”
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“Are you staying long?”
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“You aren’t planning to change things, right?”
If you mention California, be ready to explain yourself. Bonus points if you love guns, fishing, or can make a decent Dutch oven chili.
4. Everyone Is Somehow Related
You’ll meet your neighbor’s uncle’s cousin at the grocery store — and you’ll get a discount on a hay bale just for knowing them.
Living in Idaho is basically like being a permanent guest at a big family reunion…but with more camo.
5. The Unofficial State Motto: “At Least We’re Not California”
Why do people move to Idaho? Lower taxes, affordable housing, gorgeous views, and wide open spaces, sure.
But the real selling point? “At least we’re not California” is a phrase you’ll hear…a lot. Like, a LOT a lot.
6. Your New Diet: Finger Steaks, Fry Sauce, and Huckleberries
What to know before moving to Idaho? You’re about to eat better — and maybe heavier — than ever before.
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Finger Steaks: Deep-fried beef strips, AKA Idaho’s gift to the world.
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Fry Sauce: Ketchup and mayo’s beautiful Idahoan lovechild.
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Huckleberry Everything: Pancakes, syrup, ice cream — Idaho runs on hucks.
Weight gain? Worth it.
7. You’ll Need Outdoor Gear…Even If You “Aren’t Outdoorsy”
If you don’t camp, fish, hike, ride an ATV, or hunt something at least once a year, are you even trying?
Outdoor gear is basically a second language here. REI could honestly open a second headquarters in Twin Falls and it would sell out immediately.
8. “Idaho Nice” Is Real (But Beware the “Bless Your Heart”)
Expect people to:
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Wave at you on the highway.
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Help you move your couch.
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Gift you fresh farm eggs.
But remember: if someone says, “Bless your heart,” it might not mean what you think. It’s Idahoan for, “Oh, honey, you tried.”
Final Thoughts: Moving to Idaho Might Be the Best Thing You Ever Do
So, why are so many people moving to Idaho?
Because once you get a taste of the wide-open skies, the community spirit, and yes — the finger steaks — you’ll wonder why you didn’t come sooner.
Just don’t forget to bring snow tires…and your sense of humor.
Welcome to Idaho, neighbor! 🚜🏔️
